dis n dat

i got this friend
is interesting how him talk
him always manages to say/state what day is it
always all the time fo evry topic argument discussion joke or whatever
for example,
me seh: wha ah yu doing tomoro
him seh: tomoro...eeeh...tomoro is tuesday
or
him seh: gal wha ah yu doing tomoro, tomoro is sunday
or
me seh: dem say is gonna snow tomoro
him seh: tomoro? tomoro is friday
or
me seh: what did you do las nite
him seh: las nite? last nite was thursday...

and so it goes......

is so funny cos everytime afta talkin to him
me know exactly wha day it is or is gonna be or has been
the past the present the future
in ya dis ya time y'all